Wheat Thins

Today i have nothing: no energy, no motivation, and absolutely no original ideas....the only thing i have is an excess of wheat thins in my gullett....not my fault, the family size was cheaper than the regular size at the grocery store this morning...now im no good at math (in fact most would call me quite wretched at manipulating the numbers) but even i know that's messed up and should be taken advantage of. So i insouciantly snagged a larger than life "Family Size" box of Wheat Thins.

Halfway through the work-day with an overly full stomach, i now think the wheat thins took advantage of me. Blast Nabisco and their wondefully wheaty concoctions. I now need a nap of epic proportions.